Mummy: Would you like a yoghurt?
Sam: No thank you.
Mummy: No? Okay.
Pause
Sam: Yoghurt?
Mummy: You'd like a yoghurt?
Sam: Yes please.
Everything has to be on his own terms, not at my suggestion!
Bit later
Sam (very excitably): Mummy Mummy Mummy
Mummy: Yes darling?
Sam: Drink Mummy, Mummy - drink please.
Mummy: Drink? I can get you a drink.
Sam (nonchalant): Oh, umm, yeah okay.
So hang on - if I suggest it, he makes out he did. But if he suggests it, he implies I did? What's that all about??? He's just so funny!
Isn't that just how men are?
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